Sir Loin

Legendary minotaur paladin of Freddy Mercury


LW Minotaur Paladin 8
Armor Class: 15
Hit Points: 178
Speed: 40ft

STR: 23 (6)
DEX: 9 (-1)
CON: 21 (
INT: 9 (-1)
WIS: 10 (0)
CHA: 12 (+1)

Saving Throws: Con +8, Cha +4, Wis +3
Skills: Athletics +9, Perception +3
Senses: passive Perception 13
Languages: Common, Celestial

In addition to himself, his penis counts as another creature and takes its own turns and has its own initiative. Damage it takes is also taken by Sir Loin himself. It’s stats are as follows.
Armor Class: 12
Hit Points: 40
Spellcasting: The penis is a 9th-level spellcaster. Its spellcasting ability is Intelligence (spell save DC 14, +6 to hit with spell attacks). The penis has the following wizard spells prepared: Cantrips (at will): fire bolt, light, mage hand, prestidigitation 1st level (4 slots): detect magic, mage armor, magic missile, shield
2nd level (3 slots): misty step, suggestion
3rd level (3 slots): counterspell,fireball,jly
4th level (3 slots): greater invisibility, ice storm
5th level (1 slot): cone of cold

Whenever Sir Loin or his penis is hit with a melee attack, if it hits, he can create an illusion of himself within 100ft. These clones dissapate with any damage taken, and have 12 AC, but are indistinguishable from Sir Loin himself. A DC20 perception check reveal the real Sir Loin. He can only do this 3 times a round.

Reaction: Sir Loin can swap himself with his clones and shuffle them around Upon being bloodied or losing his penis, Sir Loin instantly creates 3 clones of himself.

Multiattack: Sir Loin makes two greataxe attacks.
Greataxe: Melee Weapon Attack: +9 to hit, reach 10ft., one target. Hit: (3d6 + 6) s las hing damage. Does an additional d6
per clone alive at the time


Born the first son to a noble minotaur family, Sir Loin spent his early life adventuring before finally settling for joining the Mercury Priesthood, where he quickly climbed the ranks.

Age of Fate
Sir Loin’s name has been wiped from all records in favor of his title given as leader of Mercury’s Men, the mortal guards of Freddy Mercury, and he defends the Celestial Throne in Queen’s City. He has taken a vow of silence due to Mercury’s weakened state, promising not to talk until he has fully recovered.

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